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notes Fifty Shades of Eh
He pulls the leather strap tight against my left wrist. I wince.
“Sorry,” Christian says. “Sorry about that.”
“It’s okay.”
“I’ll loosen it a bit.”
“Don’t trouble yourself.”
“Honestly, it’ll just take a minute.”
“It’s fine, Christian.”
I gaze upon him with my intrepid eyes. My mouth, which is also intrepid, curls into a sly smile. “Did you remember the clamps?” I ask.
“Canadian Tire was closed. But I found a bunch of clothespins in the garage.”
I swoon. My breathing quickens. My heart beats a frantic tattoo as I surrender myself to the anticipation oflanguid erotic pleasures and several hours of splinter removal. Why, oh why have I fallen for someone so Canadian—so okay looking, so gainfully employed, so … nice?
Scott Feschuk, I think I love you.
Happy birthday, Canada!
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betty francis.
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Oh, Mae Whitman, you’re a national treasure.
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Tilda Swinton Sleeping in a Glass Box at MoMA in a Flannel: Piece Called “The Maybe”
David Bowie Sleeping In a Flannel
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Requiem For A Tuesday (2012)
Directed by Ben Wyatt
from an episode of Parks and Recreation
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Guacamole Pasta
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