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notes Fifty Shades of Eh
He pulls the leather strap tight against my left wrist. I wince.
“Sorry,” Christian says. “Sorry about that.”
“It’s okay.”
“I’ll loosen it a bit.”
“Don’t trouble yourself.”
“Honestly, it’ll just take a minute.”
“It’s fine, Christian.”
I gaze upon him with my intrepid eyes. My mouth, which is also intrepid, curls into a sly smile. “Did you remember the clamps?” I ask.
“Canadian Tire was closed. But I found a bunch of clothespins in the garage.”
I swoon. My breathing quickens. My heart beats a frantic tattoo as I surrender myself to the anticipation oflanguid erotic pleasures and several hours of splinter removal. Why, oh why have I fallen for someone so Canadian—so okay looking, so gainfully employed, so … nice?
Scott Feschuk, I think I love you.
Happy birthday, Canada!
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notes“Into Giants” by Patrick Watson, from his new album Adventures in Your Own Backyard, which will be released this April!
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"Stephen Harper — an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a sweater, holding a kitten, writing a book about hockey."
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notesthis website searches through transcripts of MP’s speeches in the House of Commons and finds sentences that can be put in the form of haiku.
magnificent.
(also you should check out the serious website by the same guy, openparliament.ca)
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notes"The whole of the Canadian inhabitants are remarkably fond of dancing, and frequently amuse themselves at all seasons with that agreeable exercise."George Heriot (1759–1839)
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i’m sorry, michael ignatieff. but you are the one who made that face.
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I just started watching this show and it is bloody brilliant. Jon Hamm is great. January Jones is great. Elisabeth Moss is great.
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Aujourd’hui, en marchant pour aller au métro, je vois une femme d’une cinquantaine d’année qui tient la main d’un homme d’un âge indéterminé. Ils...
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betty francis.
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Oh, Mae Whitman, you’re a national treasure.
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Tilda Swinton Sleeping in a Glass Box at MoMA in a Flannel: Piece Called “The Maybe”
David Bowie Sleeping In a Flannel
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Requiem For A Tuesday (2012)
Directed by Ben Wyatt
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Guacamole Pasta
Several people asked how I did this guacamole pasta, and I have to admit that it came together by accident. Jody and I had...
